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| (txtr1) : | come to my house now! |
| (txtr2) : | Why? | | (txtr1) : | I've just caught my dick in a drawer... | | (txtr2) : | :| | |
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| (txtr1) : | i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!! |
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| (txtr1) : | :D i cant wait to c u again u pussy! Lmfao jkBOOMBOX! |
| (txtr2) : | WHAT!? YOU WANNA SEEE MY WHAT?!?! | | (txtr1) : | LMFAO NO I CANT WAIT TO C U CUZ UR A PUSSY LMFAO JK BOOMBOX! | |
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| (txtr1) : | NINJA SNEAK ATTACK TEXT! |
| (txtr2) : | NINJA TEXT BLOCK SKILZ!!! | | (txtr1) : | SHURIKAN TEXT! | | (txtr2) : | what ever... nuclear bomb text so i win! | |
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| (txtr1) : | i could sleep with your mum |
| (txtr2) : | i could sleep with a unicorn | | (txtr1) : | why would you want to sleep with a unicorn | | (txtr2) : | whatever dude just dont sleep with my mum | |
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| (txtr1) : | how do we leave politely? |
| (txtr2) : | Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke. | |
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| (txtr1) : | yeah but how do I ask this politically correct...will they make the same color babies? |
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| (txtr1) : | false alarm. still invincible. |
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| (txtr1) : | except for what I just found out about my older brother I had a pretty good childhood! |
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| (txtr1) : | i just puked on a traffic warden |
| (txtr2) : | ten points, you gota get a reality tv star to be in my league | |
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| (txtr1) : | i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure. |
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| (txtr1) : | drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked. |
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| (txtr1) : | I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. |
| (txtr2) : | you are fired | |
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| (txtr1) : | hahaha well if you have some funny ****s whack them in there for me! |
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| (txtr1) : | Who is john and why is his name scratched into my fireplace? |
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