(txtr1) :  Sex is like Nike, just do it.
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(txtr1) :  sorry im busy today cant come over
(txtr2) :  we are looking at photos of the tranny joe accidentally kissed last night
(txtr1) :  be there in five
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(txtr1) :  every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
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(txtr1) :  aaarrghh i hate her. she text me saying Come on over, there's nobody home
(txtr2) :  whats wrong with that - your in?
(txtr1) :  i went over, and no one was home
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(txtr1) :  First the Dodo died. Then Di died, then Dodi died. Dido must be shitting herself
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(txtr1) :  Was it cool?
(txtr2) :  About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
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(txtr1) :  I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
(txtr2) :  you are fired
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(txtr1) :  does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
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(txtr1) :  omg omg kill me now. my dress was too short, he saw a string hanging out of it and tugged on it
(txtr2) :  so?
(txtr1) :  tampon.
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(txtr1) :  why does cargo go by ship and shipment go by car?
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(txtr1) :  we are at Homebase looking for men
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(txtr1) :  Ewww dont you hate it when you pick your dog up and you finger his asshole by accident
(txtr2) :  Some things we keep to ourselves Will
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(txtr1) :  im 26 years old
(txtr2) :  wow your old
(txtr1) :  really?
(txtr2) :  nahh im just messing with you, im outside let me in :)
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(txtr1) :  i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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(txtr1) :  i woke up butt naked, with a dead cow next to me!! Man i must have fucked her hard last night
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