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| (txtr1) : | Last night was so good I hope you changed your parents sheets ;) |
| (txtr1) : | hi its dans mum, just thought I'd let you know he left his phone at home... | |
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| (txtr1) : | Let's just pretend that I didn't try to eat your face last night. |
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| (txtr1) : | somebody poo'd on my bonnet and left 10 pounds in the windscreen wiper |
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| (txtr1) : | sorry im busy today cant come over |
| (txtr2) : | we are looking at photos of the tranny joe accidentally kissed last night | | (txtr1) : | be there in five | |
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| (txtr1) : | we are at Homebase looking for men |
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| (txtr1) : | just because im blond doesnt mean im stupid. |
| (txtr2) : | blonde | |
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| (txtr1) : | I think we need to take a brake |
| (txtr2) : | yeah, please go back to school on your way to a new life | |
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| (txtr1) : | dad you should be nice to me, i will be choosing your house when your old |
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| (txtr1) : | I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. |
| (txtr2) : | you are fired | |
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| (txtr1) : | A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend |
| (txtr2) : | u at ikea again? | |
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| (txtr1) : | im at the point in my drunkness where i can understand spanish |
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| (txtr1) : | he doesnt remember, thank god he doesnt remember |
| (txtr2) : | he's pretending he doesn't remember | | (txtr1) : | noooooooooooooooooo!? | | (txtr2) : | if someone pooped on your thingy would you want to start up a conversation about it | |
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| (txtr1) : | remember that time someone pee'd in your freezer |
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| (txtr1) : | thanks FRIEND great blind date arrangement |
| (txtr1) : | why do you hate me? you knew he paints with his poop didnt you? | | (txtr2) : | hehe | |
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