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| (txtr1) : | Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes older men...Sorry |
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| (txtr1) : | Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches... |
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| (txtr1) : | i woke up butt naked, with a dead cow next to me!! Man i must have fucked her hard last night |
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| (txtr1) : | I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. |
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| (txtr1) : | I had amnesia once - maybe twice. |
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| (txtr1) : | i am the brickbreaker king i brickbreak your asshole |
| (txtr2) : | while your playing games on your blackberry, im out with your girlfriend. | |
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| (txtr1) : | gerbils and hamsters dont get on. just so you know. |
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| (txtr1) : | I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number? |
| (txtr2) : | village bicycle hehe x | |
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| (txtr1) : | can i borrow your car? |
| (txtr2) : | sure why | | (txtr1) : | Im going to make a deal on a house and I want to look poor | |
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| (txtr1) : | peed while drinking, scratch it off the list |
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| (txtr1) : | i love you |
| (txtr1) : | NETWORK EROR: WE ARE EXPERIENCING NETWORK PROBLEMS, YOUR SMS WAS NOT DELIVERED | |
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| (txtr1) : | why is there a sheep in the living room???? |
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| (txtr1) : | false alarm. still invincible. |
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| (txtr1) : | We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked |
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| (txtr1) : | yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status. |
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