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last September 2009
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| (txtr1) : | he said he didn't have a condom |
| (txtr2) : | and you said? | | (txtr1) : | that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yep - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that | |
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| (txtr1) : | we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret' |
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| (txtr1) : | First the Dodo died. Then Di died, then Dodi died. Dido must be shitting herself |
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| (txtr1) : | I want you right now, little buzz is stiff, to infinity and beyond! |
| (txtr2) : | Stop sending me these texts. This is your mum, your girlfriend called you from my number yesterday. | |
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| (txtr1) : | My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me. |
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| (txtr1) : | Can i come over |
| (txtr2) : | After you called me a desperate slut? No | | (txtr1) : | Come over | |
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| (txtr1) : | i could sleep with your mum |
| (txtr2) : | i could sleep with a unicorn | | (txtr1) : | why would you want to sleep with a unicorn | | (txtr2) : | whatever dude just dont sleep with my mum | |
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| (txtr1) : | stacey is entering X factor, I think we should give her all the help we can, want to kill her mum? lol |
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| (txtr1) : | i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"... |
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| (txtr1) : | i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better |
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| (txtr1) : | fuck facebook |
| (txtr2) : | in the face! | |
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| (txtr1) : | so... how'd it go man? you get some? |
| (txtr2) : | yeah... totally... | | (txtr1) : | oh no, what? | | (txtr2) : | the condom she brought, was too big... | |
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| (txtr1) : | Double team? Nod your head.... |
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| (txtr1) : | any reason you wont pick up my calls? |
| (txtr2) : | hmmm maybe the panties i found under your bed.. | | (txtr1) : | i tried cross dressing. id never cheat | | (txtr2) : | so the used condom was part of that too huh | |
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| (txtr1) : | peed while drinking, scratch it off the list |
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