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| (txtr1) : | I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart |
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| (txtr1) : | i just puked on a traffic warden |
| (txtr2) : | ten points, you gota get a reality tv star to be in my league | |
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| (txtr1) : | Did we have sex last night? |
| (txtr2) : | I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me. | |
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| (txtr1) : | shit john just passed out and i think harry has broken his arm, whats the numbe for 999? |
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| (txtr1) : | Just saw a police man pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick |
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| (txtr1) : | We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked |
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| (txtr1) : | Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'? |
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| (txtr1) : | i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure. |
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| (txtr1) : | WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET |
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| (txtr1) : | Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to |
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| (txtr1) : | do you want me to make hamburgers? |
| (txtr2) : | i'm vegan | | (txtr1) : | i'll put lettuce on them | |
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| (txtr1) : | yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status. |
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| (txtr1) : | I hraet yuo |
| (txtr2) : | did you say you heart me or hate me? | | (txtr1) : | who is this? | |
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| (txtr1) : | it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower |
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| (txtr1) : | dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks |
| (txtr2) : | well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person | |
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