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| (txtr1) : | you used shower gel as lube? |
| (txtr2) : | yeah dont recommend it. although my dick does kinda shine now | |
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| (txtr1) : | you prick. what kind of idiot turns down casual sex? |
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| (txtr1) : | i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month |
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| (txtr1) : | That's awesome dude! But isn't like against the law for Amish girls to give blowjobs or something? |
| (txtr2) : | I guess not. Score! | |
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| (txtr1) : | maybe behind the dumpsters in chinatown? |
| (txtr2) : | ooo sounds kinky | |
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| (txtr1) : | yeah but how do I ask this politically correct...will they make the same color babies? |
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| (txtr1) : | walk of shame made much worse by not having any skirt to wear, people were actually taking pics on their phones |
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| (txtr1) : | i love you |
| (txtr1) : | NETWORK EROR: WE ARE EXPERIENCING NETWORK PROBLEMS, YOUR SMS WAS NOT DELIVERED | |
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| (txtr1) : | aaarrghh i hate her. she text me saying Come on over, there's nobody home |
| (txtr2) : | whats wrong with that - your in? | | (txtr1) : | i went over, and no one was home | |
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| (txtr1) : | It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. |
| (txtr2) : | It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet | |
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| (txtr1) : | the condom in my wallet use by date just ran out, this is just depressing |
| (txtr2) : | come round to mine tonight :) i have a thing for depressed guys | |
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| (txtr1) : | Will you be the plumber? I need you to look at my pipes. LOL |
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| (txtr1) : | hahaha well if you have some funny ****s whack them in there for me! |
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| (txtr1) : | why is there a sheep in the living room???? |
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| (txtr1) : | Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack? That's ASDA Price. Plastic Fire Trucks. That's Fisher Price. Selling your made up sob stories to the Sun? That's Katie Price |
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