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| (txtr1) : | im at the point in my drunkness where i can understand spanish |
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| (txtr1) : | I had to remind my roommates of the importance of wearing clothing at all times in the common living area. My roommates are my parents. |
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| (txtr1) : | please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there. |
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| (txtr1) : | I think we should see other people. |
| (txtr2) : | One step ahead of you. | |
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| (txtr1) : | i am the brickbreaker king i brickbreak your asshole |
| (txtr2) : | while your playing games on your blackberry, im out with your girlfriend. | |
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| (txtr1) : | he doesnt remember, thank god he doesnt remember |
| (txtr2) : | he's pretending he doesn't remember | | (txtr1) : | noooooooooooooooooo!? | | (txtr2) : | if someone pooped on your thingy would you want to start up a conversation about it | |
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| (txtr1) : | being a girl sucks |
| (txtr2) : | being a boyfriend sucks for about a week too | |
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| (txtr1) : | my parents are getting a divorce and they are fighting over who will have me |
| (txtr2) : | omg i'd have you | | (txtr1) : | i love you man | |
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| (txtr1) : | (txtr1): U know what. I love pens. |
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| (txtr1) : | NINJA SNEAK ATTACK TEXT! |
| (txtr2) : | NINJA TEXT BLOCK SKILZ!!! | | (txtr1) : | SHURIKAN TEXT! | | (txtr2) : | what ever... nuclear bomb text so i win! | |
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| (txtr1) : | remember that time someone pee'd in your freezer |
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| (txtr1) : | gerbils and hamsters dont get on. just so you know. |
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| (txtr1) : | thanks FRIEND great blind date arrangement |
| (txtr1) : | why do you hate me? you knew he paints with his poop didnt you? | | (txtr2) : | hehe | |
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| (txtr1) : | omg omg kill me now. my dress was too short, he saw a string hanging out of it and tugged on it |
| (txtr2) : | so? | | (txtr1) : | tampon. | |
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| (txtr1) : | whyyyyy sambuca. why why why |
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